Tuesday 3 January 2012

Episode 129: The Voyager Conspiracy



And now the story that I remembered being good but it turns out wasn’t all that great after all. I must remember that sentence is here so I can copy and paste.

Seven decides to use Borg data nodes to download information into her so it can be processed quicker. This can’t possibly go wrong. She wakes the next day with having come to conclusion Space Fleas have made their home in the sensor nets. Yes, Seven has become Sherlock Holmes. Voyager has found in a graviton catapult nearby operated by a man named Tash, himself trying to get home and strikes up a bargain with Janeway. Seven using her new extrapolating powers comes to the conclusion that Tash isn’t exactly truthful about where he got his power from and is proved correct. But she doesn’t stop there and is then convinced Janeway is part of a Federation/Cardassian conspiracy that deliberately brought Voyager to the Delta Quadrant and tells Chakotay. Yes, now Seven has become Holmes if he’d had a bad trip taking drugs. Which itself would be fine but then she tells Janeway that Chakotay is doing the same but with a Maquis conspiracy. Cue hilarity, more finding of humanity and the Doctor discovering that the Borg data nodes shockingly sent her crazy.

After last time with Janeway having the last line, I think it should be Seven this time with this ironic sentence, “Quantity is less relevant than quality”.

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